One: Turn off caps lock, or take your finger off the shift key. Nobody will want to help you when you're being obnoxious.
Two: Webmonkey is outdated. Don't use it.
Three: PHP comes with ample instructions on how to install. Read them in their entirety. Then start from scratch. Once you've followed them, if you're still having trouble come back and tell use exactly what you did and what exactly is happening or not happening.
