Simple PHP/HTML (NON-Javascript) Chat Room script Needed

[Risa]

Brief:
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Hi.

I am looking for someone with good knowledge of PHP/HTML to make a simple PHP/HTML (MySQL Allowed) Chat Room script which does NOT use Javascript.

Features:
- Moderator/Guest Login
- Chat Room (possibly with the ability to add more rooms - this can be done via source code or in-app - this is NOT necessary)
- Moderator control commands (kick, ban ip for x minutes)
- A smooth chat experience
- User List (PM available)
- Word list which auto Kicks/Bans IP
The source files should not be to complex where possible and easy to understand to allow for tweaks.

Apply
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If your interested, I would love to hear from you!

Please contact me either via:

PM
risa1@email.com

Thanks.

[Nullsig]

To have real time chat you MUST have javascript or flash.

Well, technically that isn't true but the other option is constant refreshes that will give most people a seizure and break the requirement of "A smooth chat experience"

HTML is not "smart" enough to handle chat on its own, and PHP doesn't have the client side access necessary for chat.

Essentially the closest you can get to a Chat Room script with the PHP/HTML only requirement would be a Forum. It satisfies all of your requirements but some use JavaScript.

Why are you so opposed to JS?

[gandahar]

To have real time chat you MUST have javascript or flash.

Well, technically that isn't true but the other option is constant refreshes that will give most people a seizure and break the requirement of "A smooth chat experience"

HTML is not "smart" enough to handle chat on its own, and PHP doesn't have the client side access necessary for chat.

Essentially the closest you can get to a Chat Room script with the PHP/HTML only requirement would be a Forum. It satisfies all of your requirements but some use JavaScript.

Why are you so opposed to JS?

I agree,

we can do everything in html/php and use javascript only for the "A smooth chat experience" requirement (1 javascript command)

[mahureen]

What does anyone feel about a spouse chatting on the internet with the opposite sex? I was wondering, what do people think about a husband or a wife chatting on the internet with the opposite sex? I am a christian and feel like it is wrong.

[egami]

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