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Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:31 am

Hello

my English is not very good , but I would like to
ask you a question as a riddle ...

One uppon the time , there was a programmer who
came back to his house in a very cold night ...

He doesnt like to use lights , he always use canldes
as lighting for his room , so when he cam back home ,
he had ONLY ONE MATCH and there was two things to turn on ,

- ONE FIREPLACE
- ONE CANLDE

now you tell me what does this programmer going to do next ?
Will he turn on the CANDLE , or FIREPLACE first ?
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The candle. 'cause how many people can light a fire with just one match?
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Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:13 am

swirlee wrote:The candle. 'cause how many people can light a fire with just one match?


Nope , that was incorrect :D
Think more ;)

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match cause by match he is may more light by candle :D
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Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:30 am

WiZARD wrote:match cause by match he is may more light by candle :D



NOPE AGAIN
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Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:28 pm

Coool
nobody get this :D :D :D
Well the answer is ...

A REAL PROGRAMMER ALWAYS TURN ON HIS COMPUTER FIRST
WHEN HE CAME HOME FROM OUTSIDE !!!!!!!
NOT A CANDEL , NOT A FIREPLACE !!!!!!

:-D
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Yeh... It make sense guys! :-D
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WoozyDuck wrote:Coool
nobody get this :D :D :D
Well the answer is ...

A REAL PROGRAMMER ALWAYS TURN ON HIS COMPUTER FIRST
WHEN HE CAME HOME FROM OUTSIDE !!!!!!!
NOT A CANDEL , NOT A FIREPLACE !!!!!!

:-D
CIAO

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Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:30 am

WoozyDuck, you are not real programmer! Because your question implied only two answers: "the CANDLE or FIREPLACE".
Illogikal problem definition!!!
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Anonymous wrote:WoozyDuck, you are not real programmer! Because your question implied only two answers: "the CANDLE or FIREPLACE".
Illogikal problem definition!!!
(o:
I agree! :o)
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Mon Jul 26, 2004 3:00 pm

a real programmer do not turn his computer on first.
he thinks about his projects .. uses UML to structure the problems .. and then he uses software to implement the solution ..

think about it ;-)
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Excuse me butting in guys but do real programmers actually turn their PCs on...?

I always have mine on 24/7. No need to flick a switch - that's just archaic...!
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Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:47 am

by the way WoozyDuck i never turn off my comp.... they work all time (AMD)
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Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:07 am

Thats neat ....
but mu computer Sleeps witv me sometimes !
It needs rest :D

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